Best Comment Contest! aka Easiest Contest in the World

Junk Food Nation, for some reason, I again did NOT win Powerball lat night.  And that is some BS.  But whatever – I can buy my jet planes after the next lotto drawing.

Anyways, I’m in a giving mood, so I figured I’d have a quick contest today.  I’m going to be having more contests in the future, so I want to give this a run with a small prize.  Recently, I was wandering through my Asian grocery, and I spotted this:

Yep, GHEE.  Which is apparently some sort of clarified butter.

The contest is simple – LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW ABOUT THE PICTURE ABOVE, and I’ll pick the best one to win a prize! Here are the FAQs:

What should the comment be? Should it be funny? Informative? Anecdotal? Descriptive? Observational?

JFG: Make it whatever you want.

Who decides the best comment and what makes it the best?

JFG: Me, fools.  It’s entirely discretionary.  This is a dictatorship on this blog, and my orange tipped fingers rule all!

How long do I have to enter?

JFG: Til tonight at midnight PST (so 300am EST).  Comments left after that are not eligible.

Who can enter? Can friends and family?

Sure they can – this contest doesn’t have any insider info, and I can be fair.  BUT I DO HAVE ONE QUALIFICATION: entrants must be a US resident.  This is because (next question).

So what’s the tiny prize you have to offer for this takes-three-seconds-to-enter-contest?

I’ll award your small effort with a small prize: A Coupon for a FREE Frito-Lay Product, One Item up to $3.99. That’s not a horrible prize for just leaving a comment, right?

So go to it, Junk Food Nation! And spread the word 🙂

Sincerely,
Junk Food Guy

Discuss - 9 Comments

  1. Nick Rovo says:

    This is clearly the end “product” of what that cow and girl were doing;] I mean come on, no girl dresses that way unless they’re an escort.

  2. The cow on the right is filled with ennui, for he knows what’s about to happen. He’s about to be “ghee-ed” – oh the horror!

  3. Jim says:

    It’s ghee best!!!

  4. Ario says:

    So sad that Canadians can’t enter 🙁

  5. john says:

    ghee I wish you could clarify what clarified butter is…obviously that lady could use some of it to clarify her vision to realize the cow is not her husband farmer

  6. Shorneys says:

    O.M.Ghee.

    Or, based on the color of the jar, Ghee whizz. Ew.

  7. michelle says:

    Clarified butter is milk fat rendered from butter to separate the milk solids and water from the butterfat.[1] Typically, it is produced by melting butter and allowing the different components to separate by density. The water evaporates, some solids float to the surface and are skimmed off, and the remainder of the milk solids sink to the bottom and are left behind when the butter fat (which would then be on top) is poured off.

  8. Kahnfucius says:

    You just saw me
    And this is crazy
    Here’s my calories per serving number
    Buy ghee, maybe?

  9. junkfoodguy says:

    Thanks all for entering! I’m posting the winner in my blog post shortly.

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