Review (x3): Saratoga Kettle Chips! Original, Honey BBQ, Rosemary Garlic & Predicting the 2016 USA Men’s Basketball Team

Junk Food Nation, now that we have a bit of lull in sports action with NBA and NHL over, golf and tennis quiet for the moment, and baseball ABOUT to head into the All-Star Break, I wanted to bring up another topic – the US Men’s Basketball Team.  Because of COURSE that’s topical with all the Sharknado talk, right?

The question is, WHO will be part of the 2016 US Men’s OIympic Basketball Team?  This was 2012’s roster:

Carmelo Anthony

F

6-8

230

5/29/84

New York Knicks / Syracuse
Kobe Bryant

G

6-6

205

8/23/78

Los Angeles Lakers / Lower Merion H.S. (PA)
Tyson Chandler

C

7-1

240

10/02/82

New York Knicks / Dominguez H.S. (CA)
Anthony Davis

F

6-10

220

03/11/93

New Orleans Hornets / Kentucky
Kevin Durant

G

6-9

235

9/29/88

Oklahoma City Thunder / Texas
James Harden

G

6-5

220

8/26/89

Oklahoma City Thunder / Arizona State
Andre Iguodala

G/F

6-6

207

1/28/84

Denver Nuggets / Arizona
LeBron James

F

6-8

250

12/30/84

Miami Heat / St. Vincent-St. Mary H.S. (OH)
Kevin Love

F

6-10

260

9/07/88

Minnesota Timberwolves / UCLA
Chris Paul

G

6-0

183

5/06/85

Los Angeles Clippers / Wake Forest
Russell Westbrook

G

6-3

187

11/12/88

Oklahoma City Thunder / UCLA
Deron Williams

G

6-3

209

6/26/84

Brooklyn Nets / Illinois

By 2016, there will be several members of this team who will be over 30 years old, and also several members who may not be the “best” players the US has to offer.  And with only 12-slots to fill – some people have to go.

1)      I think of the over-30 crowd (Kobe, Lebron, Carmelo, Chandler, Iguodala, Chris Paul, and Deron Williams), I’m only going to keep two – Lebron and Carmelo.  Carmelo was the second highest scorer on Team USA last year, ahead of Lebron.

2)      Some of the younger players will be about 28 years old, and HAVE to stay.  Durant, Harden, K Love are locks – I’m putting Westbrook on the bubble because there are so many good guards coming.

3)      So who will the remaining seven slots go to?  My predictions, with ages: Blake Griffin (F 27), Steph Curry (G 28), Paul George (G 26), Kyrie Irving (G 24), Anthony Davis (F 24), and Greg Monroe (C 26).

4)      That’s only six players I’ve named, because the remaining spot could easily go to a great rookie in the next three years – an Andrew Wiggins, for example.  I’ll leave that blank.  Or it could go most likely go to Russell Westbrook (G 28).

5)      Notable omissions?  Mainly, I was thinking big men – Roy Hibbert will be 30 years old exactly, so I eliminated him because of that.  Dwight Howard and Bynum – both over 30, and also they are both awful people.  Demarcus Cousins will only be 26, but he’s also an idiot.  Sorry.

6)      Possible people that could get in there? Kawhi Leonard (F 25), Derrick Favors (F/C 25)…but these two have a lot more to prove over the next couple years to be considered for USA Basketball.

Therefore, my final roster guess would be:

C: Greg Monroe

F: Lebron, Carmelo, A Davis, Blake Griffin, Kevin Love

G: Durant, Westbrook, Steph Curry, Paul George, Kyrie Irving, James Harden

Looks like gold to me!  What do you think / who is YOUR predictive roster for 2016? Since, you know, these are the issues that matter.  Let me know in the comments below!

Today’s junk food: Saratoga Kettle Chips!

Saratoga Kettle Chips

Saratoga Kettle Chips: The Money Shot

Saratoga Kettle Chips were sent to me directly by the good company, and they sent me three different varieties: original, honey BBQ, and rosemary garlic.  Branding Saratoga, NY as the birthplace of America’ First Potato Chip (since 1853), Saratoga Chips also have a newly designed bag design, for two reasons:1) 150 years of horse racing at Saratoga Springs, and 2) 160 years since the Original Saratoga Chip was invented in 1853.  Wow.  Thems some old chips.

Saratoga Kettle Chips

Saratoga Kettle Chips: The History

Non-GMO, these Saratoga Kettle Chips are also kosher, lactose-free, gluten-free, shellfish-free, nut-free, zero trans fats, zero cholesterol.   Geez louise, are these chips made in a hermetic chamber somewhere?  I hope so…It’s time to see if these chips taste good when you’ve removed all the bad stuff.

Original Saratoga Kettle Chips

Original Saratoga Kettle Chips: The Money Shot

Original Saratoga Kettle Chips

Original Saratoga Kettle Chips: 150 cal per serving

Original Saratoga Kettle Chips

Original Saratoga Kettle Chips: THREE INGREDIENTS!

Original Saratoga Kettle Chips

Original Saratoga Kettle Chips: Flaky 🙂

Original Saratoga Kettle Chips

Original Saratoga Kettle Chips: I LOVE POTATO CHIPS

I opened these Original Saratoga Kettle Chips, and the first smell I got – potato-y goodness.  Fresh potato-ness.  The chips looked standard sized, not tiny, but also not those HUGE chips that a lot of companies have trended towards.  I munch on a big handful, and was VERY pleased.  Perfect crunch of a kettle chip (not overly crunchy, but definitely MORE than crispy), and the perfect amount of salt.  Just enough to bring out the basic potato flavor.  The chip texture wasn’t overly bubbly, which I appreciated.  This was a multi-muncher – before I knew it, I had eaten most of the bag.  Dangerous…dangerously good.

Honey BBQ Saratoga Kettle Chips

Honey BBQ Saratoga Kettle Chips: The  Money Shot

Honey BBQ Saratoga Kettle Chips

Honey BBQ Saratoga Kettle Chips: Also 150 cal per serving

Honey BBQ Saratoga Kettle Chips

Honey BBQ Saratoga Kettle Chips: Why is honey the second to last ingredient?

Honey BBQ Saratoga Kettle Chips

Honey BBQ Saratoga Kettle Chips: Nice and BBQ Chip-looking

Honey BBQ Saratoga Kettle Chips

Honey BBQ Saratoga Kettle Chips: Specks of chili pepper?

The Junk Food Gal really liked the Honey BBQ Saratoga Kettle Chips, so I’ll describe them as she did.  Please note, the Junk Food Gal does NOT like barbeque chips at all.  But she liked that these were sweet – they emphasized the honey aspect of the honey BBQ more than the smoky component.

When I ate them, I could see what she meant – these had no spicy burn at all, and definitely leaned more towards the sweet.  There was also, IMO, very little salt – just enough to get that sweet/savory thing going.  You know how kettle corn has that salty sweet taste?  That’s sort of how these potato chips were, adding a splash of ketchup-y BBQ taste to it.  Pretty good – but only if you like honey BBQ as opposed to a more vinegary BBQ.

Rosemary Garlic Saratoga Kettle Chips

Rosemary Garlic Saratoga Kettle Chips: The Money Shot

Rosemary Garlic Saratoga Kettle Chips

Rosemary Garlic Saratoga Kettle Chips: 160 cal per serving

Rosemary Garlic Saratoga Kettle Chips

Rosemary Garlic Saratoga Kettle Chips: NEED MORE ROSEMARY!

Rosemary Garlic Saratoga Kettle Chips

Rosemary Garlic Saratoga Kettle Chips: Thin, almost see through slices!

Rosemary Garlic Saratoga Kettle Chips

Rosemary Garlic Saratoga Kettle Chips: Are those little dots the rosemary?

These Rosemary Garlic Saratoga Kettle Chips were the last I tried, and were probably my least favorite of the bunch.  Don’t get me wrong – they tasted good, but I have to be honest about my criticisms.  Same great crunch and potato taste, but these particular chips were very salty.  Like, saltier than I personally enjoy.

Good savory flavor with the onion powder and garlic powder, but I could’ve used a lot more rosemary.  I know some people don’t like to be clubbed over the head with rosemary, but if you’re gonna call yourself a rosemary chip, I need it to be powerful.  All in all, a decent chip that could use less salt, and more herb flavor.

So, if I were to rank them, I’d go Original, Honey BBQ, Rosemary Garlic.  I could eat the Original Saratoga Chips all day, every day.  Thanks to Saratoga Kettle Chips for letting me try these out!

PURCHASED AT: Find out all the places you can buy them here.

COST: Looks like it costs $3.99 per bag

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Sincerely,

Junk Food Guy

Discuss - 12 Comments

  1. Anon says:

    You forgot two guys who should be absolute locks in Andre Drummond and Brook Lopez. John Wall also came on very strong last season, and if he continues to progress has all the tools to actually be a superstar level player.

    Force me to take three off for those three and I’d probably prefer them over Carmelo, Monroe, and George. (I’m giving Love a muligan for last year.)

    • Anon says:

      Also, Bynum and Oden are wildcards if they can ever get healthy. Yeah, highly unlikely but it could happen! Ryan Anderson would also seem to be a good fit as a great stretch 4 and rebounder, though the defensive abilities leave a bit to be desired.

    • junkfoodguy says:

      @Anon: Well, I think Bynum will be too old. And Greg Oden? He’ll never be healthy. Ryan Anderson I like, but as you pointed out, defensively bad. Not all-around enough for me.

    • junkfoodguy says:

      @Anon: Gotta admit, I DO like Drummond a LOT. He was borderline for me. Brook Lopez is a great center, I could see him over Monroe.

      I am a DC fan, so I LOVE John Wall, I just didn’t see him getting in there over the other guards

  2. Ted Leonsis-ish says:

    But Jan Vesely will be on the Czech national team, right?

  3. Nick Rovo says:

    Hometown pride!

  4. Reviewing these chips, maybe you should’ve been predicting the Travers, instead of basketball 😀

  5. D Rose says:

    Hi, I’m Derrick Rose, did you all forget I plan on playing basketball again?

    • junkfoodguy says:

      @D Rose: *Hand to forehead* Ahhh, hmmmm…..clearly I forgot.

      …*typed softly* I’d still take Kyrie Irving over him. *drops keyboard, runs away*

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