Review: Softer Than Peanut Brittle & Use High Beams, Have Nightmares

JFG Nation, do you hate it when it’s a pitch black night, you’re driving down the road, and someone behind you is using high beams? Well, in China, they have made these back window decals that, when high beams are flashed, reveal this:

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GAH.

Yep, China has made a whole bunch of horror-related Grudge-style back window decals designed to frighten the F out of those jagoffs that use high beams on you late at night. If you go to this link, you can see the wide variety of horrifying decals that have been manufactured.

It’s sort of genius, except for one thing: apparently these ghoulish decals have been causing accidents because they scare the S out of the drivers! Chinese police have said that even though it’s not illegal to use the decals, the person using the decal bears the responsibility of the accident caused. As an attorney, I just want to say, we’ll see if that actually holds up in court. But whatever.

What do you think of these decals, JFG Nation? Let me know in the comments below.

Today’s junk food: Softer Than Peanut Brittle!!

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I guess this the proper name for this is Softer Than Brittle: Peanut, but that doesn’t really roll off the tongue. I enjoy peanut brittle, so when I saw this product from My Brands, I was curious. What do they mean, Softer Than Brittle?

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Low # of ingredients is always good. There are three other varieties too: Cashew, Almond, and Pecan.

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When I opened this bag up, I could smell that sweet sweet peanut aroma. Each of the Brittle chunks were about the size of a Hershey’s Nugget, or maybe like three Starburst stacked on top of each other.

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I munched on this Softer Than Peanut Brittle, and it was very very tasty. Disclaimer: it just tastes like Peanut Brittle. I think the “softer” part is just that it’s hand crafted, so the ingredients haven’t been boiled down and re-fused into a glass-like structure, like real peanut brittle is. As a result, the chew on this was really easy – even though it was still hard and crunchy, I was about to much right through it with no issue.

The flavor of the brittle was standard and well executed – good peanut flavor, nice and sugary with a decent amount of salt to keep things balanced. This tasted very good, but broke no new ground for me. I’d pick it up if you like peanut brittle, but at this price point, I’m not sure if it’s worth a re-purchase. Still, good stuff!

PURCHASED AT: Wegmans, Germantown, MD

COST: $4.99

Sincerely,

The JFG

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Discuss - 4 Comments

  1. MP says:

    What do I think? Don’t review mirrors have a shaded night mirror just for high beams? I think the decals are dumb.

  2. Aleksandr Rozentsvit says:

    Is this like payday bites?

  3. Lindemann says:

    I would very much like to purchase one of those decals. People who use high beams when there are other cars on the road are the devil in-car-nate. Get it? OH YEAH

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