Review: Kellogg’s S’mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats & FULL. BLOWN. WORLD. CUP. FEVER. (Or, Why I Am A World Cup Fanboy)

Junk Food Nation, the World Cup is FINALLY HERE. And I am super geeked out – between that and Game 4 of the Spurs/Heat series, I plan on watching sports from the second I get home from work until I pass out tonight.  But before that…

TODAY’S TURKEY HILL FREE COUPON WINNER:

Yesterday’s comment contest had 39 comments/entries! Thanks to all who entered. What’s the deal with Bacardi Dragon Berry, and why did it kill more than one of you?  Gross.  And today’s random winner is …KAITLYN (kaykay___@_________). Congrats, Kaitlyn! Email me your contact info to Junkfoodguy@junkfoodguy.com and I’ll get the free coupon in the mail to you!

TODAY’S WAY TO WIN A FREE 1.5 QT OF TURKEY HILL ICE CREAM:

Twitter contest today!  Very simple way to win – in honor of the World Cup, simply tweet me @junkfoodguy and do three things:

1) Tell me who you’re rooting for in the World Cup,

2) Tell me your favorite Turkey Hill All-Natural ice cream flavor or flavor you’d most like to try (there’s a list RIGHT HERE), and

3) Hashtag it #TRKAmbassador

EXAMPLE: “@junkfoodguy Brazil, Salted Caramel #TRKAmbassador” or  “@junkfoodguy USA, Mango #TRKAmbassador

See? Very simple! And as an EXTRA INCENTIVE to win, tomorrow I’ll be picking TWO winners.  TWO.  So go do it.

WHO ELSE HAS FULL BLOWN WORLD CUP FEVER?

Junk Food Nation, a quick story about my childhood. Growing up in Upstate New York, the biggest sport at my high school wasn’t football, it was soccer.  Not surprising – these days more youths play soccer than any other sport in America.  And if you were on my high school’s boys soccer team? You had elite status in my school. You had popularity and you had girls – and when I was a kid, that’s all that mattered to me.

Of course, I wasn’t ON the soccer team.  For one, I was not good at soccer, and for two….well, wasn’t reason number one enough?  Regardless, because of the high school culture, soccer related things pervaded the school, even if you weren’t a soccer player. Umbro shorts. Adidas shoes. Soccer jackets.  Oh yeah, I did all that.  Looking back at my wardrobe, I had Juventus and AC Milan jerseys, and I’d never even seen them play before. I owned cleats. I had Eurosport and TSI Soccer mags sent to my house, just to look at pictures of different kits. Super geeky. I loved it.  I had no idea what anything meant.

So that’s how soccer was on my brain consistently.  But again – aside from watching high school soccer, I never watched ANY soccer.  I mean, it was certainly never on TV.  This was pre-MLS. I knew the names Pele and Diego Maradona, but only because of my soccer friends.  Who’s watching soccer on TV when there’s baseball/football/basketball/hockey on?

Then came the 1994 World Cup – the one held in the US. My mind almost exploded with glee as I threw myself into watching “professional soccer players” play. I was in high school, and I remember watching almost every single game on my parents’ living room couch.  Tony Meola in goal. The hair of Alexi Lalas and Carlos Valderrama. The US game vs. Colombia, where Andres Escobar scored an own goal against the US and then was killed shortly after back in his home country.  The final match between Brazil and Italy, where Roberto Baggio skied the penalty kick over the goal to seal their fate. Drama from start to finish. I remember it like it was yesterday.

It was THAT tournament that sealed my World Cup fandom. After being such a soccer poser through much of my childhood, after that tournament, I thought, “Hey…I actually DO like soccer!” Still, I’m like a lot of Americans – don’t watch MLS, don’t watch Premier league, ESPN FC is never clicked on my web browser.  But once the World Cup rolls around, I AM ALL IN.  The countries. The national pride. The back stories.  I plan on immersing myself. So enjoy this World Cup, Junk Food Nation.  You know where I’ll be for the next month.

What about you? Thoughts on the World Cup? Who are you rooting for? Any former / current soccer players out there? Tell me in the comments below.

TODAY’S JUNK FOOD: Kellogg’s S’mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats!

Kellogg's S'mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats

Kellogg’s S’mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats: Two different kinds

I Instagrammed both of these new Rice Krispy Treat varieties and asked you all to help choose which one to buy.  Most of you said to by the Chocolatey Chip Marshmallow one.  Well, damnit, I didn’t listen and ended up going with the S’mores one.  We’ll see if I chose wisely.

Kellogg's S'mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats

Kellogg’s S’mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats: The Money Shot

Kellogg’s S’mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats are basically Rice Krispy Treats with what looks to be chocolate and graham pieces embedded into the surface.  I mean…it LOOKS good.  But would it taste like S’mores?

Kellogg's S'mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats

Kellogg’s S’mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats: Too happy

Do we really need a slingshot to rocket these pieces into the Rice Krispy treat? I say nay.  Just use your little elven mascot hands to do the work, stop treating this product like a carnival!

Kellogg's S'mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats

Kellogg’s S’mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats: 90 cal each

Kellogg's S'mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats

Kellogg’s S’mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats: honey?

Wait, where’s the graham in all this?  I see honey as an ingredient…hmph. This doesn’t bode well.

Kellogg's S'mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats

Kellogg’s S’mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats: The Single Serving Money Shot

Kellogg’s S’mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats came individually packaged…

Kellogg's S'mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats

Kellogg’s S’mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats: the embedded pieces!

…and each Kellogg’s S’mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treat was actusally pretty small.  No wonder each of these only have 90 calories.  Each side was about two inches long…this is a two bite snack.

Kellogg's S'mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats

Kellogg’s S’mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats: Those beige pieces? Yep, nope.

I munched on one of these Kellogg’s S’mores Blasted Rice Krispy Treats and… hmm.  Yeah, I’ll keep this review short: this tasted exactly like a regular Rice Krispy Treat.  Like, almost to the T.

I don’t know why I thought this would be different.  The chocolate added only a TINY bit of chocolate taste despite being VISUALLY there.  And the weird “graham pieces”? I could barely taste them.  MAYBE they added a TINY bit of honey flavor, but honestly, the predominant marshmallow flavor killed it.

So did I get a S’mores taste?  I didn’t – at all.  To me, this was a Rice Krispy Treat with a bit of chocolate.  Sigh.  I chose poorly.  Or maybe my poor choice was choosing to by either this or the Choco-Marshmallow one, period.

Anyways, yeah – disappointing.

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COST: $1.98

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Sincerely,

Junk Food Guy

Discuss - 29 Comments

  1. Tim says:

    Great article Eric. I echo your opinion on US Soccer and the culture in the US at present. World Cup is about all I watch anymore, and am looking forward to this. You were not a poser, or a geek. Although I am disappointed to have not one reference of the great Cowbell Call to Battle!

  2. Sarah says:

    Well, I highly recommend you go see a game somewhere abroad. I have never been to a game in chile but just sitting on the terrace amongst the high rises is enough to make you feel like you are there. Everyone’s television echoes off the other buildings, people cheering, car horns going crazy…..and that is just for a regular season game! Obviously, it is taken very seriously. I even know of a certain company that is shutting down and installing TVs so the hundreds of people can watch. Chile plays Friday night, I will be watching and routing even though they are not expected to do well.

    GOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

  3. No soccer. I tried watching MLS its first year with the Revolution and just never really got there, despite watching just about every game. Maybe it’s because I never played (not counting gym class) that I can’t figure out why they NEVER SHOOT despite what looks like decent opportunities at that HUGE goal. I mean, in hockey they shoot a combined 50-80 times per game and that net is tiny. At least TRY. “He’s breaking down the side…across midfield…approaching the goal…crowd is going wild…beats the last defender…and passes back to his own keeper.” What the…

    I did actually go to a game in Hanover in Germany when I was 12 or so and it was interesting, but didn’t elicit much more response. Do something! First (and last) sporting event I went to where the visiting team’s fans were caged up in their own area, though.

    • As a non-NBA fan…can someone tell me what the fudge this statement from Yahoo sports means? “The Spurs pained their way through the 2013 summer after losing two straight to fall to the Heat in last year’s Finals, and smartly ham-and-egged their way through the regular season on their way to the league’s best record and home-court advantage in the eventual Finals”

      Or is this simply more evidence that Yahoo has terrible, terrible sports writers. Seriously….it’s writing by Mad Libs isn’t it? They’ve gone full on Mad Lib on us, right?

    • junkfoodguy says:

      @Dana: LOL – I agree, but I also think most, if not all, sports writing is generally horrible. That sentence you quoted made me giggle. Ham and egged??? HAHA!

    • junkfoodguy says:

      @Dana: LOL, you have me cracking up. I totally agree – DO SOMETHING! I’m constantly shouting BLAST IT IN when watching soccer, and the Junk Food Gal (a former soccer player) is always shushing me saying, “It doesn’t work like that!” WELL WHY NOT

  4. alek says:

    I was thinking maybe they could had toasted the marshmallow crème little bit then for the graham element they should had folded in. Then drizzle of chocolate. Maybe that could give a smore element

  5. Marc P says:

    how can you forget the best of all, JFG, the US Open starting today? Go Phil-by!

    Those Smores bars look ridiculously tasty – look forward to trying. As state before, can never turn down a Smores product darn it.

    As for WC, all about what my wallet is rooting for.

  6. MP says:

    I played soccer in 1st & 3rd grade. I played on the defense end & mostly just kicked the hell out of the ball when it came near me 😛 Before the Chicago Fire, we had the Chicago Sting, which had a cool logo that I really liked & they were the only championships Chicago saw since the 1963 Bears with NASL championships in 1980 & 1984.
    I’ve been hankering peanutbutter cups or cream cheese smores lately.

  7. Christina P. says:

    I was the one who was meh about soccer in your Twitter contest today… haha. I’ve just never really liked it. Also, I grew up in a school district (also in Upstate NY!) that was all OMG SPORTS!!! Football, lacrosse, and soccer were the big ones, and everyone who played soccer (and the other popular sports) was a douche, which could’ve been an influence on me disliking the sport.
    As for the s’mores Rice Krispie Treats, I’m bummed they were a let down. I really do love s’mores anything. The Wegmans s’mores premium ice cream… a recent favorite find of mine. AMAZING.

  8. Sascha says:

    Being German, soccer is an obvious religion for me. I do watch all the highlight shows I can, and since NBCSN has now made it easy to watch the Premier League, my Saturday mornings are usually spent at Anfield, White Hart Lane, Old Trafford and any other British Stadium with way cooler names than U.S. Cellular Field or Raymond James Stadium.

    Today’s opening game was a huge disappointment. Favorite Brazil and very game Croatia played such a competitive game, only to have all that stripped away by horrible refereeing in the last 20 minutes. It can only get better from here, right?

    • junkfoodguy says:

      @Sascha: AGREE re Brazil/Croatia game. That ref probably won’t see the field again (I thought it was interesting that FIFA has the ability to remove refs immediately based on poor calls).

  9. Brent says:

    I grew up playing soccer and traveling all over. I coach it now. I don’t like watching it on TV simply because I can’t stand the obnoxious horns and background noises. As for the the rice crispy treats, maybe you could salvage them by putting them on a stick and roasting them over a fire, then using it like a marshmallow.

  10. Elisa says:

    Yesterday, Mike Moss on WTOP said he was annoyed with the vuvuzelas during last World Cup. This time around, there won’t be as many horns going off.

    • junkfoodguy says:

      @Elisa: Yeah, I barely heard any yesterday during the game

    • Well, they banned those things so Brazil came up with some sort of rattle thing they were going to use, but they got proactively banned because they anticipated people chucking them at the players. Which probably would have happened. I mean, c’mon, these people KILL players that make mistakes. I don’t recall anyone stabbing Leon Lett a few Thanksgivings ago.

  11. Kaitlyn says:

    well, that stinks. i love s’mores, would’ve been awesome if it tasted like one! i’m not a big fan of rice krispie treats anyway.. unless they are homemade and fresh out of the oven 🙂 btw – yay! so excited that i won! thanks again =D

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