A Quick In Stores Now & The Winner of the RealBeanz Sampler Pack Contest Is…
Junk Food Nation – WHAT UP. It’s Sunday, and I’m about to get my brunch on. But first, let’s get to the winner of the RealBeanz Sampler Pack! Again, a decent turn out with over 100+ entries! A big thank you to RealBeanz Iced Coffee for helping make this happen. And thanks to all of you who participated.
Using the random number generator at Random.org, I assigned every entry a number, clicked the button, and found my winner:
*** @urbancowgirl305 ***
Congratulations, @urbancowgirl305! E-mail your contact info to junkfoodguy@junkfoodguy.com and RealBeanz will mail you your prize as soon as they can! Enjoy!
Let’s take a quick look at what I’ve seen recently in stores:
HOW MANLY
Ugh, are they serious with this Man Cave package? Look, I can be as sarcastically misogynistic as the next guy, but this is just weak. A beer glass, a sausage and a small bag of beer chips? What kind of Man Cave is that!? Where’s the seven layer dip? Where’s the 11-foot sub? Where’s the stacks and stacks of pornography? Lamest man cave in the world. “Eat, Drink & Whatever”?? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS AN AWESOME SLOGAN? (@ Safeway)
YIKES
Do the MASSES like dragon fruit? I eat a lot of weird stuff, and *I’m* not even sure *I* like dragon fruit… I mean, it’s a red fruit with these weird green spines shooting out of it. I’m not sure putting a wacky disclaimer like, “What in the world is Dragon Fruit?” is enough to save this drink…I really don’t think people are going to read about the fruit, shrug, and say, “Sounds good to me!” (@ Fresh n Green)
Sweet almonds!
Saw some of these over on The Impulsive Buy, but finally spotted them on the shelves myself recently. Sweet almonds! Personally, I like the more savory almond variety, but these seem kind of interesting. Coffee almonds? Like, caffeinated ones? That would be problematic for me, as I tend to eat 50 almonds per sitting. I’d be buzzin’. (@ Fresh n Green)
Wait, what?
So…is this dressing that you MAKE coleslaw out of….or just salad dressing that tastes like coleslaw, period. If it’s the latter…weird. Still, I guess since I enjoy coleslaw, I wouldn’t mind tasting that flavor on other things…maybe? I dunno. Seeing a bottle just labeled “Coleslaw” has confused the hell out of me. (@ Fresh n Green).
Have a good Sunday, folks! And congrats again, @urbancowgirl305!
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Sincerely,
Junk Food Guy
Discuss - 5 Comments
I think it’s just named dressing because it’s apart of the kraft dressing line. Coleslaw sauce doesn’t sound so appealing. I’m pretty sure it’s the stuff you use to make coleslaw but then again I’ve never liked coleslaw so I’ve never tried it. It’s either that or there’s a major market from coleslaw flavored salads seeing as I see a bunch of companies have their own coleslaw dressing.
@Nick: Oh, I hadn’t seen that other companies had coleslaw sauce! I agree with you though – the sound of coleslaw sauce sounds gross.
I’ll be honest with you, dragonfruit is pretty disappointing. Once you get past the truly bizarre appearance of both the exterior and interior, you’re left with the bland, if subtly sweet, flesh.
@Shorneys: So a juice made out of it…also weak, you think?
I checked out the Dragon Fruit Mango juice at the supermarket tonight. First 3 ingredients: water, high fructose corn syrup, pear juice…I stopped reading after that.